March 11: Don't ask

Before I get into the absurdity that follows, let me preface by saying this: it's for a friend. It's actually a birthday present that he requested me to do for him, and it involves fighting a shark in a panda costume. Don't ask me about the shark part, because I don't know, but the panda thing goes way back to an inside joke that we've had between us since high school. I could go into specifics, but it's too complicated and honestly won't be that funny if you weren't there. But he asked me to do it (whether he was serious or not I can't say, really) so here it is. Happy birthday, dude.